I had a friend named Ramblin Bob He used to steal gamble and rob He thought he was the smartest guy around Well I found out last Monday That Bob got locked up Sunday They’ve got him in the jailhouse way downtown Bob liked to play his poker Pinochle whist and euchre But shooting dice was his favorite game He got throwed in jail with nobody to go his bail The judge done said that he refused to the fine Well I went out last Tuesday I met a girl named Suzie I said I was the swellest guy around Well we got to spending my money And she started to calling me honey We took in every cabaret in town We’re in the jailhouse now